Kenners has a boyfriend!

Once upon a time,  I went to Costco to buy diapers and wipes (have you discovered the secret of how much cheaper they are there?).  

I got home, unloaded the diapers and wipes, and stored them in Kenadie's room.  I then placed the large diaper box by our front door to take out to the trash later on.  

Four days later, the box is still sitting by the front door.....because of this:

Every time Kenadie spots the box (or rather, the little stud muffin baby on the front of the box), she races over to it and entertains herself with that box for a good 45 minutes.  

It's awesome. 

She slobbers all over the picture of the baby, tries to grab the baby, talks to the baby, then tips the box over, climbs on the box, often falls off the box and hits her head, cries, then gets back on the box and plays some more.  I don't think she's ever been happier!

I know it's an ugly house decoration, but how can I ever get rid of such a great toy!? 

And what would the Kenners do if she found out I threw her boyfriend into the trash!?!