It's Coming to This

In Nursery this Sunday

I must have broken up at least a dozen fights between two year-olds who were wanting the same toy.

Today at work

I had to break up two fights because one of our little old ladies was massively confused, extremely upset, and immediately attacked anyone who came within 10 feet of her. 

I'm starting to feel like less of a Nursery leader, less of a nurse,

and more like a bouncer.