You are beautiful.
You are spacious.
You make it much easier on a mother's back when she straps her child into a car seat.
You can hold a stroller, groceries, suitcases, and more than one child at a time.
I am having major minivan envy because my sister just purchased you
and I want to own you.
Please wait for me
until I can afford you
and I promise we will be good friends.